Coprolite keychain

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Quick description

The name "coprolite" derives from Ancient Greek κόπρος (kópros), meaning "dung", and λίθος (líthos), meaning "stone". Yes, they are indeed fossilised poop. This particular piece of shit has been tumbled into a vague cube, enabling you to carry it round on a key ring.

Coprolites don't have any particular metaphysical associations, but it's probably lucky, after all it's a lucky dinosaur who has its poop preserved for eternity. Might also be a nice gift for someone who has recently /dumped/ a piece of shit who should be tumbled into a vague cube?

Sent to you in a pretty red bag. Note: when I say this is handmade, I mean, I glued the bale on and assembled it. I did not make the poop. That would be a COMPLETELY different website.

Details

Material: Poop

Care

Keep away from perfume, hairspray, and water. Dry quickly if it gets wet.
All fashion jewellery lasts longer if you do not sleep in it :-)
Crystals may be fragile and should be handled with care.
Store plastic, glass and crystals separately to avoid scratches.
Not yet suitable if you have a nickel allergy.

Postage & packaging

Posted from London (SE18).
Usually dispatched within 2–3 working days.
"Pretty bag" or "nice box" gift packaging available.
UK/EU/Commonwealth only